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Wednesday, January 9, 2013
GUITOPIA SOCIETY
GUITOPIA is centered around the principle that tanning is life. From an early age, citizens of Guitopia are daily directed to and guided through the complex ways of tanning from the Golden Tanning Bed.
Class System: The citizens of Guitopia are arranged in traditional elite, medium, and bottom classes.
The elite class is the tannest, most fit class.
The bottom class are the pale, lanky citizens who have absolutely no power whatsoever. They are outcast-ed from Guitopia and looked down upon. Until they can live up to the Guido legacy they will remain in the bottom class forever.
EDUCATION: Because Guitopia is based around tanning, people and their children go to to the beach during the day and do not attend school during "normal hours". After the sun sets, parents start to get ready to go out to the clubs and children getting ready to go to school. Instead of lunch, children are fed dinner at school. The school hours are 6:15 p.m to 1:30 a.m. All of the children are transported home by buses and no parents are allowed to pick up their children because that might cause drinking and driving. In a way, everyone in this society is nocturnal because of the schedule.
RELIGION: Guidos and guidettes worship the tanning bed because the whole society is based on being tan. Along with the tanning bed, members of the Guitopia also worship the Greek god, Helios, who is the god of the sun.They believe the more they make the sun god happy , the more Helios will make the sun shine brighter, stronger and longer to make themselves more tan.
MILITARY: Guitopia is fun of happy people that don't need military because they don't fight any other society and no other society tries to challenge Guitopia because they are so strong, the opponent knows they would lose. Guitopia is not perfect though it may seem it. Guidos and Guidettes often have verbal fights with each other but soon get over them because it is such a close society, pretty much family and sibling fights don't ever last long.
LAW AND ORDER :Our Law and Order is called the Partycrasher's. The Partycrasher's controls all of Guitopia to make sure everyone is following the rules of the society. All the authorities of this society have the power to be able to kick any one out that isn't fitting in. The Partycrasher's have the right to end all fun if it is getting to out of hand.
Those who refuse to abide by the laws of tanning, will be outcast-ed.
The elite class is the tannest, most fit class.
The top Guidos, Guidettes, and Juiceheads are the almighty who rule over all the other citizens in Guitopia.
The middle class is in between. They are tan but not at their full potential, and fit but not fit enough to be considered a juice head. These people have little to no power over the citizens of Guitopia.
The bottom class are the pale, lanky citizens who have absolutely no power whatsoever. They are outcast-ed from Guitopia and looked down upon. Until they can live up to the Guido legacy they will remain in the bottom class forever.
RELIGION: Guidos and guidettes worship the tanning bed because the whole society is based on being tan. Along with the tanning bed, members of the Guitopia also worship the Greek god, Helios, who is the god of the sun.They believe the more they make the sun god happy , the more Helios will make the sun shine brighter, stronger and longer to make themselves more tan.
MILITARY: Guitopia is fun of happy people that don't need military because they don't fight any other society and no other society tries to challenge Guitopia because they are so strong, the opponent knows they would lose. Guitopia is not perfect though it may seem it. Guidos and Guidettes often have verbal fights with each other but soon get over them because it is such a close society, pretty much family and sibling fights don't ever last long.
LAW AND ORDER :Our Law and Order is called the Partycrasher's. The Partycrasher's controls all of Guitopia to make sure everyone is following the rules of the society. All the authorities of this society have the power to be able to kick any one out that isn't fitting in. The Partycrasher's have the right to end all fun if it is getting to out of hand.
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
UNIFORMS: The attire of Guitopia is
based on the time of day. During the day time, everyone is dressed in
bathing suits, shorts and tank tops ready for a full day in the sun.
Wearing this is most fitted for Guitopia because most go to the beaches
and lay out, swim in the ocean and younger kids play in the sand. During
the night, everyone over the age of 18 gets dressed up in club attair
while children dress in jeans and shirts for school.
GOVERNMENT: The Guitopian government (also known as Karma) is in control of all things Guido. They are in charge of making laws, keeping Guitopia beautiful, and making the Guidos and Guidettes of Guitopia happy and tan. They are also in charge of reprimanding all who are pale and scrawny. The party is made up of fit, tan, stunning individuals who serve the vision of the almighty Golden Tanning Bed. These party members are selected based on their scale of how tan, fit, and beautiful they are and are always a part of the upper class. The government firmly believes in the motto TAN OR DIE.
PARTY'S HERE!
Guidoism was created to provide a society that is a relax society all about having fun, showing the inner Italian and being tan. We live by the tanning bed, with our role models being the original Jersey Shore cast. Everyone leads a happy life because of their tans, partying and working out. Those who don't follow this joyful way of life, gets kicked out in hope of creating a perfect society.
TANNING OVER EVERYTHING!
This society provides free tanning unlimited to all, as well as gym membership to all faithful residence. it is a necessary rule that everyone 18 and over must go clubbing on the weekends and everyone under the age of 18 must go to the beach. All are welcome to this society as long as they follow the rules of Guidoism.
GYM. TAN. LAUNDRY.
The vision for the future to is to have a fit, healthy bronze looking society. Every citizen is to be exceptionally muscular and have a golden tan by the time they are twenty years of age. We want everyone in Guitopia to be as relaxed as possible. Our vision is ultimately to have a carefree utopia where all can have a lifestyle of happiness.
Guidoism was created to provide a society that is a relax society all about having fun, showing the inner Italian and being tan. We live by the tanning bed, with our role models being the original Jersey Shore cast. Everyone leads a happy life because of their tans, partying and working out. Those who don't follow this joyful way of life, gets kicked out in hope of creating a perfect society.
TANNING OVER EVERYTHING!
This society provides free tanning unlimited to all, as well as gym membership to all faithful residence. it is a necessary rule that everyone 18 and over must go clubbing on the weekends and everyone under the age of 18 must go to the beach. All are welcome to this society as long as they follow the rules of Guidoism.
GYM. TAN. LAUNDRY.
The vision for the future to is to have a fit, healthy bronze looking society. Every citizen is to be exceptionally muscular and have a golden tan by the time they are twenty years of age. We want everyone in Guitopia to be as relaxed as possible. Our vision is ultimately to have a carefree utopia where all can have a lifestyle of happiness.
RELATIONSHIPS AND FAMILY: are revolved around the level of tan you have. The people who are most fit and are the tannest will pair up together. The ones who are in between have their partners and its very rare to find a partner when your pale and lanky. The relationships of people will help eachother and encourage them to tan and work out more. Then pass on their knowledge of tanning to their young ones and so on.
National Anthem
"We No Americano" - Yolanda Be Cool & Dcup
This upbeat Italian track was selected for its cultural values and its ability to get all the guidos to fist pump.
Guidoism will take society out of its boring, simple life and rule the world with upbeat tracks and endless tanning!
"We No Americano" - Yolanda Be Cool & Dcup
This upbeat Italian track was selected for its cultural values and its ability to get all the guidos to fist pump.
Guidoism will take society out of its boring, simple life and rule the world with upbeat tracks and endless tanning!
Party Insignia: The Golden Tanning Bed
Guitopia was founded by a tan, fit group of guidos and guidettes only known as the Jersey Shore Cast. After realizing that during the summer when everyone was tan and fit, people were more attractive, and the cast had a vision of a never ending summer. With a lifestyle consisting of going to the gym, tanning, laundry, and non stop partying, these individuals became role models to Guitopia and everyone idolized them.
Guidos and Guidettes abide by the law of tanning. The golden tanning bed believes that all members of the Guitopian society must think of themselves as tan, attractive looking individuals. The golden tanning bed represents everything that Guidos and Guidettes sTANd for.
Guitopia was founded by a tan, fit group of guidos and guidettes only known as the Jersey Shore Cast. After realizing that during the summer when everyone was tan and fit, people were more attractive, and the cast had a vision of a never ending summer. With a lifestyle consisting of going to the gym, tanning, laundry, and non stop partying, these individuals became role models to Guitopia and everyone idolized them.Guidos and Guidettes abide by the law of tanning. The golden tanning bed believes that all members of the Guitopian society must think of themselves as tan, attractive looking individuals. The golden tanning bed represents everything that Guidos and Guidettes sTANd for.
Guitopia Oath
I promise
to stay faithful
to the tanning bed
and all of
Guitopia's values.
To stay fit and re
to look healthy.
To stay in the sun
and not take a single
sunny day for granted.
I will not judge
one on background
as long as they are tan,
it doesn't matter Italian or not.
Life should be devoted to
living a fit, tan and happy life
with no worries.
Guidoism forever under the sun.
I promise
to stay faithful
to the tanning bed
and all of
Guitopia's values.
To stay fit and re
to look healthy.
To stay in the sun
and not take a single
sunny day for granted.
I will not judge
one on background
as long as they are tan,
it doesn't matter Italian or not.
Life should be devoted to
living a fit, tan and happy life
with no worries.
Guidoism forever under the sun.
Party Ministries:
Ministry of Tanning and Bronzing: The MTB is in charge of all things tanning. Lotion, beds, no matter what it is as long as it involves tanning. It controls all things involving religion obtaining to the Golden Tanning Bed. It essentially coordinates all aspects of the government and has ultimate power over all of Guitopia. This branch is the powerful in Guitopia and is staffed by an elite, tan command known as the Guidos and Guidettes of the Jersey Shore.
Ministry of Gym: The MG is in charge of health. Whether it be going to to the gym, doctors, dentist, etc. This ministry is devoted to make sure all of the guidos are in excellent conditions. Guidos must go to the gym at least twice a day, go to the doctor's and dentist office for check ups and cleanings every six months. Guitopia has no fast food restaurants, in order to keep our society healthy because guidos party often and want to put foods that are not healthy for their bodies when they are under the influence.
Ministry of Laundry: The ML is in charge of keeping all Guitopia clean. Whether it is people or the actual topia. We are eco-friendly and keep the economy clean. It coordinates all aspects in everything that has to keep something clean. To do laundry every other day, take a shower everyday or to just keep the society litter-free and smelling nice. This ministry essentially organizes all dimensions of family life in this Guido and Guidette society.
Ministry of Tanning and Bronzing: The MTB is in charge of all things tanning. Lotion, beds, no matter what it is as long as it involves tanning. It controls all things involving religion obtaining to the Golden Tanning Bed. It essentially coordinates all aspects of the government and has ultimate power over all of Guitopia. This branch is the powerful in Guitopia and is staffed by an elite, tan command known as the Guidos and Guidettes of the Jersey Shore.
Ministry of Gym: The MG is in charge of health. Whether it be going to to the gym, doctors, dentist, etc. This ministry is devoted to make sure all of the guidos are in excellent conditions. Guidos must go to the gym at least twice a day, go to the doctor's and dentist office for check ups and cleanings every six months. Guitopia has no fast food restaurants, in order to keep our society healthy because guidos party often and want to put foods that are not healthy for their bodies when they are under the influence.
Ministry of Laundry: The ML is in charge of keeping all Guitopia clean. Whether it is people or the actual topia. We are eco-friendly and keep the economy clean. It coordinates all aspects in everything that has to keep something clean. To do laundry every other day, take a shower everyday or to just keep the society litter-free and smelling nice. This ministry essentially organizes all dimensions of family life in this Guido and Guidette society.
Entertainment
The social life of the people of Guitopia revolves around going to the beach, going to night clubs and partying. During the day they go to the beach and socialize there till its time to go home and get ready to go out for the night. Go into the city and appreciate all the different clubs there are and all the parties that are going on.
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