Party Insignia: The Golden Tanning Bed




Guitopia was founded by a tan, fit group of guidos and guidettes only known as the Jersey Shore Cast. After realizing that during the summer when everyone was tan and fit, people were more attractive, and the cast had a vision of a never ending summer. With a lifestyle consisting of going to the gym, tanning, laundry, and non stop partying, these individuals became role models to Guitopia and everyone idolized them.

Guidos and Guidettes abide by the law of tanning. The golden tanning bed believes that all members of the Guitopian society must think of themselves as tan, attractive looking individuals. The golden tanning bed represents everything that Guidos and Guidettes sTANd for.