Guitopia Oath

I promise
to stay faithful
to the tanning bed
and all of
Guitopia's values.

To stay fit and re
to look healthy.
To stay in the sun
and not take a single
sunny day for granted.

I will not judge
one on background
as long as they are tan,
it doesn't matter Italian or not.

Life should be devoted to
living a fit, tan and happy life
with no worries.

Guidoism forever under the sun.