GOVERNMENT: The Guitopian government (also known as Karma) is in control of all things Guido. They are in charge of making laws, keeping Guitopia beautiful, and making the Guidos and Guidettes of Guitopia happy and tan. They are also in charge of reprimanding all who are pale and scrawny. The party is made up of fit, tan, stunning individuals who serve the vision of the almighty Golden Tanning Bed. These party members are selected based on their scale of how tan, fit, and beautiful they are and are always a part of the upper class. The government firmly believes in the motto TAN OR DIE.