Flag

Our flag is a brown rectangle that represents that Guitopia is revolved around the being tan. It also has a large sun in the middle of the flag because sun is the main source of tan and it also represent that the people of our society are devoted to going to the beach.

Guitopia Forever

Eat, Sleep, Tan.

Tan like it's your last day

Guido lifestyle or Die

Tan people are happy people

Gym is life

Tan is power

Iron and protein everyday

Never a bad day for hair gel

Party like it's the end of the world

Fist Pump

GUITOPIA SOCIETY

GUITOPIA is centered around the principle that tanning is life. From an early age, citizens of Guitopia are daily directed to and guided through the complex ways of tanning from the Golden Tanning Bed.

 Those who refuse to abide by the laws of tanning, will be outcast-ed.

Class System: The citizens of Guitopia are arranged in traditional elite, medium, and bottom classes.
The elite class is the tannest, most fit class.

 The top Guidos, Guidettes, and Juiceheads are the almighty who rule over all the other citizens in Guitopia.

The middle class is in between. They are tan but not at their full potential, and fit but not fit enough to be considered a juice head. These people have little to no power over the citizens of Guitopia.

The bottom class are the pale, lanky citizens who have absolutely no power whatsoever. They are outcast-ed from Guitopia and looked down upon. Until they can live up to the Guido legacy they will remain in the bottom class forever.

        

EDUCATION: Because Guitopia is based around tanning, people and their children go to to the beach during the day and do not attend school during "normal hours". After the sun sets, parents start to get ready to go out to the clubs and children getting ready to go to school. Instead of lunch, children are fed dinner at school. The school hours are 6:15 p.m to 1:30 a.m. All of the children are transported home by buses and no parents are allowed to pick up their children because that might cause drinking and driving. In a way, everyone in this society is nocturnal because of the schedule.

RELIGION: Guidos and guidettes worship the tanning bed because the whole society is based on being tan. Along with the tanning bed, members of the Guitopia also worship the Greek god, Helios, who is the god of the sun.They believe the more they make the sun god happy , the more Helios will make the sun shine brighter, stronger and longer to make themselves more tan.

MILITARY: Guitopia is fun of happy people that don't need military because they don't fight any other society and no other society tries to challenge Guitopia because they are so strong, the opponent knows they would lose. Guitopia is not perfect though it may seem it. Guidos and Guidettes often have verbal fights with each other but soon get over them because it is such a close society, pretty much family and sibling fights don't ever last long.

LAW AND ORDER :Our Law and Order is called the Partycrasher's. The Partycrasher's controls all of Guitopia to make sure everyone is following the rules of the society. All the authorities of this society have the power to be able to kick any one out that isn't fitting in. The Partycrasher's have the right to end all fun if it is getting to out of hand.

UNIFORMS: The attire of Guitopia is based on the time of day. During the day time, everyone is dressed in bathing suits, shorts and tank tops ready for a full day in the sun. Wearing this is most fitted for Guitopia because most go to the beaches and lay out, swim in the ocean and younger kids play in the sand. During the night, everyone over the age of 18 gets dressed up in club attair while children dress in jeans and shirts for school.

GOVERNMENT: The Guitopian government (also known as Karma) is in control of all things Guido. They are in charge of making laws, keeping Guitopia beautiful, and making the Guidos and Guidettes of Guitopia happy and tan. They are also in charge of reprimanding all who are pale and scrawny. The party is made up of fit, tan, stunning individuals who serve the vision of the almighty Golden Tanning Bed. These party members are selected based on their scale of how tan, fit, and beautiful they are and are always a part of the upper class. The government firmly believes in the motto TAN OR DIE.

PARTY'S HERE!


Guidoism was created to provide a society that is a relax society all about having fun, showing the inner Italian and being tan. We live by the tanning bed, with our role models being the original Jersey Shore cast. Everyone leads a happy life because of their tans, partying and working out. Those who  don't follow this joyful way of life, gets kicked out in hope of creating a perfect society.

TANNING OVER EVERYTHING!

This society provides free tanning unlimited to all, as well as gym membership to all faithful residence. it is a necessary rule that everyone 18 and over must go clubbing on the weekends and everyone under the age of 18 must go to the beach.  All are welcome to this society as long as they follow the rules of Guidoism.

GYM. TAN. LAUNDRY.


The vision for the future to is to have a fit, healthy bronze looking society. Every citizen is to be exceptionally muscular and have a golden tan by the time they are twenty years of age. We want everyone in Guitopia to be as relaxed as possible. Our vision is ultimately to have a carefree utopia where all can have a lifestyle of happiness.

    

RELATIONSHIPS AND FAMILY: are revolved around the level of tan you have. The people who are most fit and are the tannest will pair up together. The ones who are in between have their partners and its very rare to find a partner when your pale and lanky. The relationships of people will help eachother and encourage them to tan and work out more. Then pass on their knowledge of tanning to their young ones and so on.